Hello World!

I'm just writing this real quick so I have something to put here.

That said, you could sign up -right now-! You'll have to in order to get Most things from this website because I obviously have to make people confirm they're over 18 (1), but on the upside, you'll get notifications to your inbox whenever I post a Desk-exclusive story (which will probably be soon). I'll probably rerun some of my greatest hits from FA first. We'll see!

My plan at the moment is to only use the newsletter functionality for wrap-ups and notifications that a new story is posted. If this ever changes in the future, I'll of course let you know.

(1): There is at least one other, obvious option in the form of a splash screen requesting age verification. However, this has some knock-on effects that annoy me. I won't rule out doing it instead at some point, but for now I'm prioritizing my personal preferences.